MY LOVE AFFAIR...WITH.....FOOD

Saturday, February 02, 2008

My Love Affair....
Current mood: devious
Category: Food and Restaurants
With Food....

Food. The love of my life. Glorious, yummy, delightful food. Spicy food, sweet food, salty food. Hot food, cold food, just right food. From the Far East, Middle East, South East, North East. Food that's all natural or completely processed, cooked or uncooked. I do not discriminate against any type of food for I am an equal opportunity eater. Food is my friend, my confidant, my lover. My pint size orgasm, my hot hunk of juicy meat (literally.)

Although my heart and soul embraces my love for food unfortunately my waistline and ass seem to embrace it even more. Being 4'11 there's not too much room for that chicken parm hero or roast pork lo mein to go, so I am forced to end my torrid love affair. Tale as old as time, sometimes love just isn't enough (or maybe too much) so I am vowing to become "food celibate."

It's gonna be hard so I am going to have to go out with a bang. A full blown food orgy. It will start tonight with dinner and will probably last 24 hours. For starters, dinner....a Chinese feast fit for a King (or Emperor I guess you could say.) The menu? 1 order of BBQ Spare ribs.. hot, meaty, dripping with grease... just the way I like them, finger licking good. 1 eggroll - who says size matters? 2 inches of pure pleasure dripping in duck sauce. Roast Pork Chow Fun. Talk about getting porked. Fucking melt in your mouth phenomenal. I don't smoke but, sure can use a cigarette right about now. Instead I'll indulge in some dessert, some sugary sweet lovin'. It's hard for me to be monogamous with any type of food for my variety of definitely the spice of life but when it comes to dessert I am a one "dessert" type of girl. I am completely monogamous, faithful and head over heals in love with chocolate. There's always time (and room) for my chocolate. Fuck tall and mysterious, I'll just take dark. Throw some nuts in there and I am ready to go (and go and go.) Whether it's hard, soft or with a warm oozy center, I'm down for whatever. Each morsel is pure heaven. My drug. My indulgence. Look like it's gonna be a long night. But I guess it will just help me build my stamina for my all day love fest tomorrow...What's on the menu? A big juicy weiner stuffed inside some hot buns? Some spicy tuna rolls? Sushi, just how I like it...raw and spicy. Maybe warm molten chocolate cake oozing from it's center directly into my mouth?

Shit, now I think I need to take a cold shower. Stay tuned for more....